Iron Man: "Good call. What else you got?" Hawkeye (over communicator):"Well, Thor's taking down a squadron on sixth." Iron Man:"And he didn't invite me!"
Thor:"Where is the Tesseract?" Loki (laughing): "Ah, I missed you too."
Thor: "You listen well, brother! You-" (cut off as Iron Man comes out of nowhere and pummels Thor off the cliff) Loki (expectantly):"I'm listening."
Thor: "I have unfinished business with Loki." Hawkeye (fingering arrows): "Yeah? Well, get in line."
Black Widow to Captain America (as he puts on a parachute to go after Thor and Iron Man): You better sit this one out, Cap. Captain America: Don't see how I can. Black Widow: These guys (referring to Thor and Loki) are from legend. They're basically gods. Captain America: There's only one God, ma'm. And he doesn't dress like that.
Loki:" You can't do anything to me! I am a god!" Hulk takes Loki by the arm and bangs him onto the floor left and right. Hulk:" Puny god!"
I think I'd just cut the wire. -Tony Stark
Black Widow: This reminds me of Budapest. Hawkeye: You and I remember things very differently.
A nuclear turrent? Cause that always calms things down. -Tony Stark
Well let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or somethin'. -Nick Fury
You so much as scratch that glass.... 'ant-boot'. -Nick Fury
Captain America: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning? Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.
Yeah, you say peace, I think you mean the other. -Nick Fury
Nick Fury: What other side? Hawkeye: Doors open from both sides...
Thor: You have no idea what you're messing with. Tony Stark: Um, Hello, Shakespeare in the park... Dost thou mother know thou wearest her drapes?
There's only one God mam and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that
Dude don't put non related quotes on this movie.
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” ― Martin Luther King, Jr
“Getting old is wonderful, when you consider the alternative.” -Anonymous
Nick Fury: "We have no quarrel with your people." Loki: "An ant... has no quarrel with a boot."
Tony Stark: "...You are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?" Steve Rogers: "What?" Tony Stark: "It's like calisthenics... You mighta missed a coupla things, you know... doing time, as a Cap-sicle."
(Tony Stark playfully zaps Bruce Banner with an electric stun gun) Bruce Banner: "Ow!" Steve Rogers: "Hey!" Tony Stark (to Bruce): "Nothin'?" Steve Rogers: "Are you nuts?" Tony Stark: "Jury's out. (to Bruce, of The Hulk) You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed..."
Stan Lee (being interviewed after the devastation, on TV): "Superheroes in New York? Gimme a break..."
Captain America talking to The Hulk: "...And Hulk......SMASH" Hulk: "MHMMMMMM!!"
Tony Stark: "How does Fury even see all these?" Agent Hill: "He turns." Tony Stark:"Wow. That sounds exhausting."
Tony Stark: "Jarvis, did you ever hear the tale of Jonah?" Jarvis" Uh, I wouldn't consider him a role model at this time, Sir."
Tony Stark: "Look there is no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Now maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us,but it's all on you. Because if we can't save the Earth, you can be darn well sure we'll avenge it."
Hawkeye: Can you give me a lift? Iron Man: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.
Tony; You know, I really thought we were having a moment. Pepper; Well, I was having twelve percent of a moment.
Agent Colsen: "I watched you when u were sleeping.....I mean i was present while u were unconscious."
Thor: "do you have any Idea who you are dealing with?" Iron Man: "uh Shakespeare in the park? Doth Mother Know, thou weareth her drapes?"
Agent Colson: We have an F-22 8 miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow up the block before you can make the lobby.
Captain America; You think you can hold 'em off? Hawkeye; Captain, it'll be my genuine pleasure.
Thor; Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother. Black Widow; He killed eighty people in two days. Thor; He was adopted.
Thor: "We act superior, then we come here and fight like bilge snipe. What,you don't have them here? Huge, slimy, big antlers." Agent Coulson: "No, don't think so." Thor: "Oh, well, their repulsive."
Agent Coulson; So that's what it does.
Pepper; Hi Phil. Tony Stark; Phil? Um his first name is agent.
Ok we got its attention, now what the hell was step two? - Iron man
Old officer: Are you an alien? Dr. Banner: no. Old officer: Then son, you've got a condition.
Black Widow; Just like Budapest all over again! Hawkeye; You and I remember Budapest very differently!
Tony Stark; That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
Thor; I have unfinished business with Loki. Hawkeye; Yeah? Get in line.
Loki:I'm a god I will not get bullied! I won't.. Hulk smashes Loki Hulk:puny god.... Loki:....
Captain America: Wait! We need a plan of attack. Iron Man: I have a plan: Attack.
Thor: Do you know what you're dealing with? Iron Man: Uhhh....Shakespeare in the park. Doth mother know you wearth her drapes?
Hawkeye: I'd sleep better if I could lodge an arrow into his eyeball.
Director Fury: We aren't looking to make war with your people. Loki: Does an ant make war with a boot?
Loki: I have an army! Stark: We have a Hulk.
Director Fury; Let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.