Dan is sure that his mother is making yet another horrible mistake when she agrees to marry her latest boyfriend who just happens to look like Wolverine. After a lifetime of dealing with her disastrous relationship decisions Dan is determined to do whatever it takes to get Hank out of their lives. When Dan's Mom arranges for Hank and Dan to go on a bonding trip to a survivalist camp together Dan, with the unrestrained support of his germaphobic best friend Charlie, decides to use the trip as a chance to make Hank so uncomfortable he rethinks his decision to join their family. What follows is the most incredibly awful camping trip that anyone could imagine with lots of poop jokes, wasp stings in really unfortunate places, near-death experiences, bizarre camping companions and dangerous wildlife. A raunchy, gross, and funny read.